Palin Punk'd? And NSFF Stumped...

The Business Insider reports this morn' that Pro-America American and Arctic Jabberwocky, Sarah Palin, has been used! Callously used, yet again!

But this time is different! Apparently, some "Asian" investment conference (must be the Muslin Uighurs!) has booked Mrs. Moose herself to come speak about investments(!?) Get This: BUT THEY PROBABLY DIDN'T MEAN IT!

Before y'all bombard me with comments, imploring me to layoff the ol' gal, I swear to Gog and Magog -- barring any thrilling horrorshow scenario wherein she gives birth on stage at the 2012 RNC..... this is absolutely the last post about Our Lady of Perpetual Pregnancy.

Everyone who walks upright knows the best comedy involves a serious subject, in order to have a fulcrum on which to tilt into satire and/or absurdity. Yet, like a moth to the flame, again I rest my quill on the Runners' World-caliber haunches of America's Great White Hope, Sarah Palin. The only people who take her seriously are the ones buying petcare services for after the rapture. (I actually feel approximately 50% less smart for not being the one who came up with that idea.)

My fulcrum here is the mere fact that the bible fundamentalists put down the speaking in tongues long enough to somehow elect this woman, who by all measures would be stockin' the mooseburgers display at the Shop n'Save were she, a he. Reverse sexism, huzzah!

I know what she'll say: "Hello, Oriental people. Buy shares of Neiman Marcus. There's an election coming up. Amen."