Time Machine: A Few Years In the Future, After Healthcare Begins Its Assault on Our Way of Life....

THE SUNSHINE COMMISSION

(c)2010 Penny Hollaway

CHARACTERS:

JOSHUA, 7 years old

MOM,

MALE ANNOUNCER,

FEMALE ANNOUNCER,

FREE SPIRITED LADY,

GRANNY, elderly woman in housedress

( OPEN ON: KITCHEN IN SUBURBS)

( MOM is seated at table)

(JOSHUA enters with bookbag.)

JOSHUA

I accidented in my pants today at

school, Momma.

MOM

Oh, sweetheart...

JOSHUA

Madison Mendez told me that she is    

going to report me to the

"Department of Homeland Youth In

Asia." Cuz I spit in her purple

play-dough.

She said that Sarah Palin was on TV

sayin' that the president will make

(annunciates awkwardly)

"mild-artistic" kids like me into

glue.

(JOSHUA cries and rubs his eyes)
con't after the jump-------->

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DL21c and Young Invincibles Under Fire for Refusing My Questions

First health reform scare-golem Betsy Mccaughey came for Hillarycare, and I said nothing, because I was like ten years old or something. Then she came for Barry Hussein-care, and decided that I would find the answer to the burning question of our time: 


Who Is Renting Betsy McCaughey? 


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Palin Punk'd? And NSFF Stumped...

The Business Insider reports this morn' that Pro-America American and Arctic Jabberwocky, Sarah Palin, has been used! Callously used, yet again!

But this time is different! Apparently, some "Asian" investment conference (must be the Muslin Uighurs!) has booked Mrs. Moose herself to come speak about investments(!?) Get This: BUT THEY PROBABLY DIDN'T MEAN IT!
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Narsciscissistically Awaited Public Stoning (ergo, MicroFame) for Sarah Palin Aborto-Post

But alas, not even a murmur of outrage from neither wingnut nor PUMA quarters, nor people who buy Precious Moments. (Yes, I am aware that in a Venn diagram these would overlap significantly) I am a sad, sad person.