Politician Also Smeared Opponent With Accusations of Not Having Relations With Sexxxy Ducks

What is America coming to? Or, more correctly: To What is America Coming? According to one Pennsylvania politico, Not other dudes, no-way-no-how. 


Aspiring PA State Rep Gregg Kravitz has been accused by his primary opponent of pretending to like peters as much as ladies in a bid to get votes from District-182's other peter-on-peterers. 

Veteran Rep. Babette Josephs (D., Phila.) last Thursday accused her primary opponent, Gregg Kravitz, of pretending to be bisexual in order to pander to lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender voters, a powerful bloc in the district.

Ergo, according to the Pat Robertsonian Law of Homo Physics, our great nation's sexy, sexy ducks  are not getting any furtive love, either from the supposedly rainbow-spangled Mr. Kravitz . And why have we not jumped on making clucky-clucky long time? Is it because we--the obese, insolvent, blogging, public are too busy fapping away to graven images of our nation's eminent thinker on matters of buttsexxing and the sex lives of domestic animals, Pat Robertson? The Devil doth tempt our flesh and whatnot!


Here is Robertson telling America's homos/ducklovers where to send the bill. Or maybe he is recounting that conservative Alaska cruise where he played doctor with Larry Craig. Either way, he appears to have momentarily lost focus on the family.

But debauched elite limousine coastal welfare queen liberals are fighting back with a gay agenda of their own:

What's next? "I am a Duck-fucking American!??"