Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Friday, April 30, 2010
Indiana--America's "Mississippi North"?
Ha! Yes, readers! YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCRUB THAT FROM YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS. Consider it my belated April Fools' joke to you. You might as well keep reading:
Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again.But the retired grandmother isn't carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child.What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey.
.....However, the pair makes no apologies for their controversial plan to start their own family.'I'm not interested in anyone else's opinion,' Pearl says. 'I am in love with Phil and he's in love with me. Soon I'll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad'.Phil adds, 'I love Pearl with all my heart. I've always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I'm going to be a dad and I can't wait.'Yes, we get laughed at and bullied when we go out and kiss in public but we don't care. You can't help who you fall for.'
Friday, April 23, 2010
Politician Also Smeared Opponent With Accusations of Not Having Relations With Sexxxy Ducks
Aspiring PA State Rep Gregg Kravitz has been accused by his primary opponent of pretending to like peters as much as ladies in a bid to get votes from District-182's other peter-on-peterers.
Veteran Rep. Babette Josephs (D., Phila.) last Thursday accused her primary opponent, Gregg Kravitz, of pretending to be bisexual in order to pander to lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender voters, a powerful bloc in the district.
Ergo, according to the Pat Robertsonian Law of Homo Physics, our great nation's sexy, sexy ducks are not getting any furtive love, either from the supposedly rainbow-spangled Mr. Kravitz . And why have we not jumped on making clucky-clucky long time? Is it because we--the obese, insolvent, blogging, public are too busy fapping away to graven images of our nation's eminent thinker on matters of buttsexxing and the sex lives of domestic animals, Pat Robertson? The Devil doth tempt our flesh and whatnot!
Here is Robertson telling America's homos/ducklovers where to send the bill. Or maybe he is recounting that conservative Alaska cruise where he played doctor with Larry Craig. Either way, he appears to have momentarily lost focus on the family.
But debauched elite limousine coastal welfare queen liberals are fighting back with a gay agenda of their own:
What's next? "I am a Duck-fucking American!??"
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Happy Ending are Forever
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
BREAKING: Tea Party Crashers EXPOSED as Conservative Group
Labels: conservatives caught trolling, dangers of the internets, democrats, GOP, halliburton, landslide elections, Meta, shadowy trolls, Tea Party, tea party crashers, trolls, wingnuts, yellowcake uranium
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Memory Lane: I Knew Obama Had Won It When I Saw This Photo
Friday, April 16, 2010
Your truly--OUTED!!! As the Voice of Mitch McConnells' Jowls on Twitter! Roll Call's Heard on the Hill Has the Story
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Crash the ‘Bag! What I Learned at the TEA Party...w/video
Has it NEVER been shouted that you, personally, are financed by a vast Jew Conspiracy which also controls a New World Order from a secret underground Jew lair in Tel Aviv/Manhattan/Chicago?
Ladies, have you NEVER BEFORE been called a 'cunt,' 'whore,' or other hearty Christian colloquialisms?
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!!!!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Presented Without Comment
Labels: bringing sexy back
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Not at all St. Patty's-themed, but here's a sketch!
Monday, March 1, 2010
Time Machine: A Few Years In the Future, After Healthcare Begins Its Assault on Our Way of Life....
con't after the jump-------->
Labels: Betsy McCaughey, Death Panels, developmentally challenged, government takeover, kill granny, pee pee pants, president obama, punishment for abortion, Sarah Palin, sketch, sketches, sunshine commission