Time Machine: A Few Years In the Future, After Healthcare Begins Its Assault on Our Way of Life....

THE SUNSHINE COMMISSION

(c)2010 Penny Hollaway

CHARACTERS:

JOSHUA, 7 years old

MOM,

MALE ANNOUNCER,

FEMALE ANNOUNCER,

FREE SPIRITED LADY,

GRANNY, elderly woman in housedress

( OPEN ON: KITCHEN IN SUBURBS)

( MOM is seated at table)

(JOSHUA enters with bookbag.)

JOSHUA

I accidented in my pants today at

school, Momma.

MOM

Oh, sweetheart...

JOSHUA

Madison Mendez told me that she is    

going to report me to the

"Department of Homeland Youth In

Asia." Cuz I spit in her purple

play-dough.

She said that Sarah Palin was on TV

sayin' that the president will make

(annunciates awkwardly)

"mild-artistic" kids like me into

glue.

(JOSHUA cries and rubs his eyes)
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Noted NY Post Columnist & Anti-Reform Golem, Betsy McCaughey GOES THERE

Joy! Today I received an email message, personally signed and sent by none other than Betsy "Batshit" McCaughey! She of "Kill Granny" fame. I dusted off my "Palin/McCaughey 2012" trucker hat (is there any other kind?), tucked my ponytail through the opening in the back for such things, and clicked up on it.

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The REAL McCaughey: Champagne Wishes and Medicare Dreams!

Dr. Beasty is twatting, y'all.

Yes, Dr. Betsy McCaughey, terrible shill who tanked ClintonCare in the 1990's is back in action.  Probably to drum up business for whenever the healthcare reform debate is over. Tobacco Industry? Check. Amorphous, behind the scenes health insurance interests? Done, and done. What's left?
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DL21c and Young Invincibles Under Fire for Refusing My Questions

First health reform scare-golem Betsy Mccaughey came for Hillarycare, and I said nothing, because I was like ten years old or something. Then she came for Barry Hussein-care, and decided that I would find the answer to the burning question of our time: 


Who Is Renting Betsy McCaughey? 


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And By "Lincoln-Douglas Style Debate" They Mean "Wingnuts Will Be Frisked for Weapons at the Door"

Friends, Space-Muslims, and Countrymen:

Tonight I will alight upon the not-a-townhall healthcare debate thing put on by the DL21c and Young Invincibles in NYC. Noted performance artiste Betsy McCaughey, author of No Exit: Obama Will Swallow Grandma Whole, will be there to play Alan Colmes to Rep. Anthony Weiner's Sean Hannity. Or maybe Roy to Weiner's Seigfreid. Or maybe she is going to Seigfried his Weiner. Either way, I will report, you will decide.

I have submitted a few questions for Bets myself via the event webpage:

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