Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Not at all St. Patty's-themed, but here's a sketch!


SKELETEL: MOBILE PHONE SERVICE FOR THE DEAD
Copyright Penny Hollaway 2010

Characters:
SPOKESMAN (Like the VERIZON GUY)
FEMALE OPERATOR
ZOMBIE CUSTOMER
ZOMBIE WHITE GUY 
ZOMBIE LADY
ZOMBIE BLACK GUY
GHOST
VAMPIRES
ZOMBIE MOB
CALLER


(OPEN ON CALL CENTER WITH CUBICLES)

SPOKESMAN (V.O)
There's a new mobile phone company
that's leaving others...in the
dust.

FEMALE OPERATOR 
(over the shoulder shot,
she is facing a computer screen,
we only see the back of
her head )

Skeletel Mobile phone service for
the dead. How may I help you?

ZOMBIE CUSTOMER (V.O)
Hegh! Arrgh! Brains!!!

FEMALE OPERATOR
Let me connect you.

Wait! There's More! -------->

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Monday, March 1, 2010

Time Machine: A Few Years In the Future, After Healthcare Begins Its Assault on Our Way of Life....

THE SUNSHINE COMMISSION
(c)2010 Penny Hollaway

CHARACTERS:
JOSHUA, 7 years old
MOM,
MALE ANNOUNCER,
FEMALE ANNOUNCER,
FREE SPIRITED LADY,
GRANNY, elderly woman in housedress


( OPEN ON: KITCHEN IN SUBURBS)
( MOM is seated at table)
(JOSHUA enters with bookbag.)

JOSHUA
I accidented in my pants today at
school, Momma.

MOM
Oh, sweetheart...

JOSHUA
Madison Mendez told me that she is    
going to report me to the
"Department of Homeland Youth In
Asia." Cuz I spit in her purple
play-dough.

She said that Sarah Palin was on TV
sayin' that the president will make

(annunciates awkwardly)

"mild-artistic" kids like me into
glue.

(JOSHUA cries and rubs his eyes)
con't after the jump-------->

Wait! There's More! -------->

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