Not at all St. Patty's-themed, but here's a sketch!

SKELETEL: MOBILE PHONE SERVICE FOR THE DEAD

Copyright Penny Hollaway 2010

Characters:

SPOKESMAN (Like the VERIZON GUY)

FEMALE OPERATOR

ZOMBIE CUSTOMER

ZOMBIE WHITE GUY 

ZOMBIE LADY

ZOMBIE BLACK GUY

GHOST

VAMPIRES

ZOMBIE MOB

CALLER

(OPEN ON CALL CENTER WITH CUBICLES)

SPOKESMAN (V.O)

There's a new mobile phone company

that's leaving others...in the

dust.

FEMALE OPERATOR 

(over the shoulder shot,

she is facing a computer screen,

we only see the back of

her head )

Skeletel Mobile phone service for

the dead. How may I help you?

ZOMBIE CUSTOMER (V.O)

Hegh! Arrgh! Brains!!!

FEMALE OPERATOR

Let me connect you.

Wait! There's More! -------->