Litigious Birther Orly Taitz Thanks Supporters for 372,000 Cracks in Padded Ceiling

Orly Taitz, America's most litigious muppet, fails to claim the GOP nomination for California Secretary of State. But 372,000 people did actually cast a ballot for her, so hope is not 100% lost for Birthers. 

Shocking New GOP Poll Results

You may have heard that polls have recently been released showing that 63% of Republicans believe Obama is a socialist…and that 11% of Conservatives think that Hawai’i is not part of the United States, or were unsure*. Yeah. 

What other squiggly things lie under that rock? Let’s get our gloves on and find out!

THE TOP 10 RESULTS OF REPUBLICAN POLLS

10.      71% think the word “socialism” actually means mandatory gay-marriage 

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