Top Ten Teabagger Movies

From those fleshy fiends-a-flappin', Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell's jowls, may I present:  
AMERICA'S TOP 10 TEA PARTY MOVIES




10. Throw Logic From the Train


9. A Padded Room With A View


8. The Pursuit of Crazyness
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But What Position Would Joe the Plumber Take? Actually, No. I Don't Want To Know.

Hark! A great wailing and gnashing of teeth has finally reached the heavens.


Is it the uninsured? 


Nope.


It's the GOP brass, bleating that tomorrow's Health Care Summit at the Blair House is nothing but a trap, deviously laid by the White House to embarrass them. By forcing them to tell people watching at home (in between jacking off to Chatroulette) their policy positions on live TV (television.)


How about this for a trap: Have the Democrats propose legislation mandating a comprehensive and refreshing wipe from front-to-back after each use of the toilet. 


Then sit back and watch Congressional Republicans angrily insist that the Founding Fathers mentioned dingleberries in the Constitution. And the Bible. 

"DON'T TREAD ON MY FREEDOMS TO......................."

Eh. Forget it. 

"Infatuated" Man Stalks VP Biden at Olympics, Stopped By Canadian Mounties

The news article didn't specify if he was gay, or just Biden-Curious.

Shocking New GOP Poll Results

You may have heard that polls have recently been released showing that 63% of Republicans believe Obama is a socialist…and that 11% of Conservatives think that Hawai’i is not part of the United States, or were unsure*. Yeah. 

What other squiggly things lie under that rock? Let’s get our gloves on and find out!

THE TOP 10 RESULTS OF REPUBLICAN POLLS

10.      71% think the word “socialism” actually means mandatory gay-marriage 

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