But What Position Would Joe the Plumber Take? Actually, No. I Don't Want To Know.

Hark! A great wailing and gnashing of teeth has finally reached the heavens.


Is it the uninsured? 


Nope.


It's the GOP brass, bleating that tomorrow's Health Care Summit at the Blair House is nothing but a trap, deviously laid by the White House to embarrass them. By forcing them to tell people watching at home (in between jacking off to Chatroulette) their policy positions on live TV (television.)


How about this for a trap: Have the Democrats propose legislation mandating a comprehensive and refreshing wipe from front-to-back after each use of the toilet. 


Then sit back and watch Congressional Republicans angrily insist that the Founding Fathers mentioned dingleberries in the Constitution. And the Bible. 

"DON'T TREAD ON MY FREEDOMS TO......................."

Eh. Forget it.