Not at all St. Patty's-themed, but here's a sketch!

SKELETEL: MOBILE PHONE SERVICE FOR THE DEAD

Copyright Penny Hollaway 2010

Characters:

SPOKESMAN (Like the VERIZON GUY)

FEMALE OPERATOR

ZOMBIE CUSTOMER

ZOMBIE WHITE GUY 

ZOMBIE LADY

ZOMBIE BLACK GUY

GHOST

VAMPIRES

ZOMBIE MOB

CALLER

(OPEN ON CALL CENTER WITH CUBICLES)

SPOKESMAN (V.O)

There's a new mobile phone company

that's leaving others...in the

dust.

FEMALE OPERATOR 

(over the shoulder shot,

she is facing a computer screen,

we only see the back of

her head )

Skeletel Mobile phone service for

the dead. How may I help you?

ZOMBIE CUSTOMER (V.O)

Hegh! Arrgh! Brains!!!

FEMALE OPERATOR

Let me connect you.

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Time Machine: A Few Years In the Future, After Healthcare Begins Its Assault on Our Way of Life....

THE SUNSHINE COMMISSION

(c)2010 Penny Hollaway

CHARACTERS:

JOSHUA, 7 years old

MOM,

MALE ANNOUNCER,

FEMALE ANNOUNCER,

FREE SPIRITED LADY,

GRANNY, elderly woman in housedress

( OPEN ON: KITCHEN IN SUBURBS)

( MOM is seated at table)

(JOSHUA enters with bookbag.)

JOSHUA

I accidented in my pants today at

school, Momma.

MOM

Oh, sweetheart...

JOSHUA

Madison Mendez told me that she is    

going to report me to the

"Department of Homeland Youth In

Asia." Cuz I spit in her purple

play-dough.

She said that Sarah Palin was on TV

sayin' that the president will make

(annunciates awkwardly)

"mild-artistic" kids like me into

glue.

(JOSHUA cries and rubs his eyes)
con't after the jump-------->

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